note from The Dog:

I don't need Prada collars, or Doggles.
I don't need no Fido Fleece booties(and for the record, i am NOT your CUTIE)
No heart shaped cakes on Valentine (I love you everyday--and I will eat it, anyway)

Anklets, wigs, tiaras, panties, diapers, dockers?
Are you seriously off your rocker? 

notes from the dog

Winter's over. PLEASE remove my sweater, coat or whatever. even if you are feeling cold. Even if the Jones' dog continues to wear one.